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The Bachelor

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September 15th, 2010 by ohman (Belmont)

I was working behind the counter at a store and this hot blond girl came in. When she came to the counter I tried to start up a conversation and get her to like me. The topic of “the bachelor” came up and I tried to impress her by telling her that I used to date one of the girls who was on it, which was a lie. In fact, she had merely sat next to me in biology when I went to college on the other side the country. There’s no way that lie could backfire unless… “OMG, she’s one of my good friends! What’s your name? I’ll ask her about you!” What are the odds? I prayed she’d never come back in the store.