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A Beautiful Name

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September 20th, 2010 by Timmay (Portland, OR, USA)

I was in a house party in Seattle, and a bunch of us were out drinking on the front lawn. I spotted a pretty girl with curly blond hair who was wearing a pair of mirrored aviators. I walked up and complimented her on the glasses. She showed no interest but I pressed on. “What’s your name?” I asked her. “Chlamydia,” she replied. Several people laughed, but I didn’t know enough to realize this was a harsh rejection, so I tried to keep going. “That’s a beautiful name,” I said like a loser, trying to play along. She walked away.

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